Mission #3

The day was dark, the ice was thick, and the mud was slippery. Cho and I were heading for a meeting at H.Q. We were gathering supplies for a trek through the icy tundras of Pennsylvania, over a thousand miles away. We needed things such as, white and pink shoes (for camouflage purposes), D. A.V.E (driving a vehicle evasively), a cell phone charger (duh!), and a notebook of instructions from Randal. However, the very most evilest man, Eugene, our arch-nemesis, was up to no good. (well duh, he is the most evilest man on the face of this entire universe!!!!!)
His plan was simple. Well, not really. He hired one of our other enemies, Trebor to steal our irreplaceable camouflage shoes. And, Trebor, knowing virtually nothing, thinking that elves know stuff, he hired the S.S.N.E. (shoe stealing ninja elves). But elves, when it comes to shoes, only know how to make them, not to steal them.
So the elves stole one of Cho's white and pink shoes, and we spent hours looking for it. But we had scared the elves so they ran away, leaving the shoe behind. Of course, being the super-humans that we are, we found it under a pile of rubble.
~Zoja